Sometimes you find stuff on the internet that is only meant to be found by a certain, special someone. It’s “Eyes Only” for the most important person in someone else’s life. In this episode, that certain someone happens to be the Oirish girl from the hit comedy motion picture Caddyshack. Later on, in a fit of hypocritical hilarity, Murdock brings the hammer down on something he has coined as “Fat Tax”. Join us as we have more fun than Mrs. Esterhouse’s gopher! Tanks fer nuttin’! SBP!! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

#THICKE Have you ever heard a song or watched a video or listened to a podcast and thought - “This must be what it’s like to be amazing”? We have. #THICKE It’s one of the reasons we give you our podcasts to listen to. But aside from how great WE are, our fascination with Robin #THICKE’s “Blurred Lines” comes to a head this week, so much so that we even temporarily renamed the show. #THICKE Also in this episode, as if you needed more, the boys try to discuss that hot new Iron Man moving picture, but other things keep coming up. #THICKE Relevant and retro at the same time - retrovant! #THICKE SBP!! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

This just in: we are no longer going to acknowledge gaps between episodes! It’s like we never took a break! Brilliant! Now, marvel at our Keachstarter™ movie pitch! Which podcast can you hear about Richard Grieco, Donald Faison, Orson Welles 3D, Dead Coach from Cheers and alive Coach Craig T. Nelson? This one, of course. And if there’s another one, you should probably go listen to that one, too, because it’s probably better. But wait, there’s MORE! Delight in Sullivan’s medical maladies! Can he breathe? Has he inhaled a cat? Is that stuff flowing from his belly button worth saving? HOW ARE WE NOT THE MOST WELL-KNOWN PODCAST ON PLANET EARTH?! SBP!! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to downloading podcasts, WE RETURN! It's our 2nd annual Tri-con (tri-con) TRI-CON episode, this time with twice as many bad toys and triple the day drinking! Listen in as we sober up and whine about everything we missed and how much we regret. SBP! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

A fever dream of Cos-step. SBP! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

This week, like a cock out of water, Sullivan’s annual bronchial infection gets an early start. One could argue that it was premature, if you know what we mean. The boys analyze a rare surgery that literally gives people willies. We eat lonely ham sandwiches and spare no solitary axe wounds on a crowded airplane with Huntington’s Own Brad Dourif. For some reason, we can’t have an episode these days that doesn’t involve Plissssken (or any other one-eyed trouser snakes). Time to lounge in your sex swing and stroke your favorite arm to the dulcet tones of Slightly Burned Pants. You see they have two chemicals in their mouths that when combined form....SBP! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

Welcome to Episode Sixty-One Asterisk, in which the boys evaluate the latest technology in the field of penile measurement and critique a young up-and-comer’s senior art project. And as an Easter Egg, Dwight offhandedly mentions something we haven’t officially announced. Did you find it? Leave us a review with your grandma’s favorite Ookie Cookie recipe on iTunes! SBP!

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“Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

We’ve made it to 60 episodes and, more importantly, you’ve made it through with us. So thanks, or whatever. This week we talk about meteors, the Pope, Die Hard, re-visit Prancer’s and The Almighty God stops by (he gets it). Mostly, though, we talk about Steve Winwood. We bring you a higher love every week. SBP!More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

In this, the episode after the last one, we fin out that Sullivan’s features may or may not be found on a Grecian urn. Also, Dwight may or may not be going to New York City and Murdock may or may not know far more about boy bands than he should. Three Mondays in a row means we're about to quit, I think. Brought to you by Subway. Eat Fresh, you god-like sexy beast! SBP! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)

Another Monday release! It’s as if it’s becoming a thing...until it doesn’t. In this cray-cray episode the boys explore the ins and outs of the National Rifle Association's "Enemies List" and make their own. It's pretty amazeballs what they come up with. Watch out frozen drink lovers! Ever notice how adorbs Sullivan sounds when he's coughing? Dwight and Murdock also get to the bottom of the Billy Ripken Hall of Fame conspiracy. Wait...who? SBP!! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm)